Man vs. Fashion

Guys you might find this conversation totally normal, but the girls will laugh. Some conversations are better had among the same gender.

Em: I want to buy some gauchos and a cropped jean jacket online, what do you think?

Mike: What are gauchos?

Em: They're like capris.

Mike: Oh, what's a cropped jean jacket?

Em: It's a jacket only shorter.

Mike: Hm. I don't really get it, why would you want a short jacket?

Em: Cause I like it and I think I would wear it a lot when I'm pregnant.

Mike: So, do you wear something under it?

Em: Yes.

Mike: Like what?

Em: Like a shirt.

Mike: But won't your belly get cold?