- If someone gets up from the table you can leagally punch their lunch (it's exactly what it sounds like it is)
- You can safely leave the table if every entre/side dish is properly covered. For example lets say you place your fork so that it is resting on your salad and your pork chop, but "oh no!" you leave the table and nothing is laying on top of your mashed potatoes!!! According to lunch punch rules your buddy can leagally punch your taters as many times as he sees fit.
- It is acceptable to cover your whole plate with one item such as a napkin. This will keep your lunch unpunched.
- Only those aware of the rules can be lunch punched
- Drinks are exempt from punching.
Our house has addopted a couple extra rules you may want to concider such as...
- No punching a meal that costs over ten dollars
- Never punch your grandma's lunch, unless of course she punches yours first, in that case your grandma's pot roast better watch it.
(To all of Emily's co-workers at Cornerstone: I would just like to say that you owe me for not teaching the kids this messy game and then running away and letting you all deal with it forever. The thought certainly crossed my mind)
Today I was in a mtg with our consultant and he does a lot of stuff with Cornerstone (em's place) and every time he mentioned it, I thought of you and smiled :)
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